YOU SAID:
I’m gonna be the hokage, dattebayo!
INTO JAPANESE
私はhokage、dattebayoになるつもりだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to be hokage, dattebayo!
INTO JAPANESE
私はhokage、dattebayoになるだろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be hokage, dattebayo!
INTO JAPANESE
私はhokageになります、だってばよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a hokage, that's it!
INTO JAPANESE
私は旅人になります、それだけです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a traveler, that's it!
INTO JAPANESE
私は旅行者になるでしょう、それだけです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a traveler, that's it!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.