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I'm going to write a rather long sentence and hope that I can get it to mess up, but for some reason I talk like a child and therefore it translates well every single time I do it even though I do not what it to

INTO JAPANESE

かなり長い文章を書いて、めちゃくちゃになってもらいたいのですが、どういうわけか子供のように話しているので、何もしなくても毎回うまく翻訳されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like to write a fairly long sentence and get it messed up, but for some reason I'm talking like a kid so it translates well every time without doing anything.

INTO JAPANESE

かなり長い文章を書いてめちゃくちゃにしたいのですが、どういうわけか子供のように話しているので、何もせずに毎回うまく翻訳されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to write a fairly long sentence and mess it up, but for some reason I'm talking like a kid so it translates nicely every time without doing anything.

INTO JAPANESE

かなり長い文章を書いて台無しにしたいのですが、どういうわけか子供のように話しているので、何もせずに毎回うまく翻訳されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like to write a fairly long sentence and spoil it, but for some reason I'm talking like a kid so it translates nicely every time without doing anything.

INTO JAPANESE

かなり長い文章を書いて台無しにしたいのですが、どういうわけか子供のように話しているので、何もせずに毎回うまく翻訳されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like to write a fairly long sentence and spoil it, but for some reason I'm talking like a kid so it translates nicely every time without doing anything.