YOU SAID:

I'm going to translate this so hard you won't even know what hit you

INTO JAPANESE

私はつもりこれを翻訳するは難しいことを知らないで何がヒット

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to translate this is difficult without knowing what hit

INTO JAPANESE

私は翻訳するつもり何ヒットを知らずにこれは難しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was going to translate something unknowingly hit it hard

INTO JAPANESE

私は無意識のうちに何かを翻訳するつもりがハードにヒット

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to translate what I unknowingly hit hard

INTO JAPANESE

私は無意識のうちにハード ヒット何を翻訳しようとしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unknowingly I was hard hit and try to translate what you did.

INTO JAPANESE

君がたことに対し 君を誇りに思うよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was proud of you for what you did.

INTO JAPANESE

君がたことに対し 君を誇りに思うよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was proud of you for what you did.