YOU SAID:

I'm going to translate this sentence between English and Japanese and surely Google won't butcher it.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの文を英語と日本語の間で翻訳するつもりですが、きっと Google はそれを解体しないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll translate this sentence between English and Japanese, but I'm sure Google won't dismantle it.

INTO JAPANESE

この文を英語と日本語の間で翻訳しますが、Google がそれを解体しないと確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll translate this sentence between English and Japanese, but I'm sure Google won't dismantle it.