YOU SAID:
I'm going to the bathroom now.
INTO JAPANESE
今トイレにつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now going to the toilet is.
INTO JAPANESE
今トイレに行くのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is now to go to the bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレに行くには今です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is now to go to the bathroom.
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