YOU SAID:

I'm going to stab you in the eyes after I poo in the toilet and eat lunch at the egg house

INTO JAPANESE

トイレでうんちをして卵屋で昼食を食べた後、目を刺します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poop in the bathroom, have lunch at the egg shop, then stab your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

トイレでうんちをし、卵屋で昼食をとり、目を刺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poop in the bathroom, have lunch at the egg shop, and stab your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

トイレでうんちをして、エッグショップで昼食をとり、目を刺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poop in the bathroom, have lunch at the egg shop, and stab your eyes