YOU SAID:
I'm going to sock you in the face
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを顔に靴下をはめるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to put socks on your face
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの顔に靴下を履くつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to put socks on your face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.