YOU SAID:
I’m going to slap your existence into next year if you don’t eat a pickle
INTO JAPANESE
ピクルスを食べないと来年はあなたの存在を棒に振るよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat pickles, next year your existence will be rejected
INTO JAPANESE
漬物を食べないと来年は存在否定されるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat pickles, your existence will be denied next year.
INTO JAPANESE
漬物を食べないと来年は存在を否定される。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't eat pickles, your existence will be denied next year.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.