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I'm going to shoot myself straight in the face

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顔をまともに自分自身を撮影するつもり

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Going to shoot himself straight face

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彼自身にまっすぐ顔を撮影しようと

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Trying to shoot himself straight face

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彼自身にまっすぐ顔を撮影しようとすると、

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When trying to shoot himself straight face

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彼自身にまっすぐ顔を撮影しようとしたとき

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When trying to shoot himself straight face