YOU SAID:

I'm going to read it up here so I don't instinctively punch you, knobdockyard.

INTO JAPANESE

本能的に君を殴らないように、ここで読んでおくよ、knobdockyard。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So that I don't instinctively hit you, I'll read it here, knobdockyard.

INTO JAPANESE

本能的にあなたを殴らないように、ここで読み上げます、knobdockyard。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So that I don't instinctively hit you, I'll read it to you here, knobdockyard.

INTO JAPANESE

本能的にあなたを殴らないように、ここで読んであげますよ、knobdockyard。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So that I don’t instinctively hit you, I’ll read it to you here, knobdockyard.

INTO JAPANESE

本能的にあなたを殴らないように、ここで読んであげますよ、knobdockyard。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So that I don’t instinctively hit you, I’ll read it to you here, knobdockyard.