YOU SAID:

I'm going to punch you in the face! But it's opposite day.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを顔にパンチします！しかし、それは反対の日です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will punch you on the face! But that is the opposite day.

INTO JAPANESE

顔をyouります！しかし、それは反対の日です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will give you a face! But that is the opposite day.

INTO JAPANESE

顔をあげます！しかし、それは反対の日です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I raise my face! But that is the opposite day.

INTO JAPANESE

顔を上げる！しかし、それは反対の日です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Raise your face! But that is the opposite day.

INTO JAPANESE

顔を上げる！しかし、それは反対の日です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Raise your face! But that is the opposite day.