YOU SAID:
I'm going to make you secretary of dogshit removal.
INTO JAPANESE
私は dogshit 除去の秘書をするつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to Secretary of dogshit removal.
INTO JAPANESE
Dogshit 除去の秘書をつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretary of Dogshit removal is going.
INTO JAPANESE
Dogshit 除去の秘書が起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretary of Dogshit removal is happening.
INTO JAPANESE
Dogshit 除去の秘書が起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretary of Dogshit removal is happening.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.