YOU SAID:
I’m going to make you moister than an oyster
INTO JAPANESE
私はカキよりも湿り気にするつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to be moister than oysters
INTO JAPANESE
私は、カキよりも湿り気するつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was going to be moister than oysters
INTO JAPANESE
私は、カキよりも湿り気するつもりだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was going to be moister than oysters
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