YOU SAID:
I’m going to ker-shoot you lightning mcqueen
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを雷撃するつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to strike you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに打つつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to hit you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを襲うつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to attack you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを攻撃するつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to attack you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.