YOU SAID:
I'm going to have you for dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は夕食にあなたを食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat you for dinner.
INTO JAPANESE
私は夕食にあなたを食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat you for dinner.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.