YOU SAID:
I'm going to have to go home and have a stiff drink
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って硬い飲み物を飲まなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to go home and drink a hard drink
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰ってハードドリンクを飲む必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to go home and have a hard drink
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰ってハードドリンクを飲む必要がある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to go home and have a hard drink
That's deep, man.