YOU SAID:
I'm going to have a seizure I don't know what you mean
INTO JAPANESE
発作が起きるよ 何を言っているのか分からない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm having a seizure. I don't know what you're talking about.
INTO JAPANESE
発作が起きています。何を言っているのか分かりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's having a seizure. I don't know what he's saying.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は発作を起こしている。何を言っているのか分からない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's having a seizure. I don't know what he's saying.
Well done, yes, well done!