YOU SAID:

I'm going to go home and bludgeon my head in with a cinder block.

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰るし、コンクリート ブロックで頭を割り込むつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to go home and then cut the head in the concrete block.

INTO JAPANESE

私は夏に北海道に行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to Hokkaido in the summer.

INTO JAPANESE

私は夏に北海道に行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to Hokkaido in the summer.