YOU SAID:
I'm going to eat my dog in an unorderly fashion
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を乱暴に食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat a dog wildly
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を乱暴に食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat a dog wildly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.