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I'm going to actually eat children in an unorderly fashion

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私は実際に子供たちを不規則に食べます

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I actually eat kids irregularly

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際に子供を不規則に食べる

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I actually eat my kids irregularly

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際に子供たちを不規則に食べる

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I actually eat kids irregularly

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際に子供を不規則に食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I actually eat my kids irregularly

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際に子供たちを不規則に食べる