YOU SAID:

I'm glad your dad beat you instead of cancer

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのお父さんが癌ではなくあなたを打つうれしいです。

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I is not your father's cancer, strikes you is nice.

INTO JAPANESE

私は父のがんではない、あなたを打つのです。

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Not my father's cancer is hitting you.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私の父のがんに当たっています。

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You are hitting on my father's cancer.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私の父の癌にヒットしています。

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You hit my father's cancer.

INTO JAPANESE

父の癌を叩きます。

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Beats his father's cancer.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の父の癌を打ちます。

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Beats his father's cancer.