YOU SAID:

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I sat on him and...farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを認めるのが恥ずかしいですが、私は彼の上に座って...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I sit on him ... farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを認めるのが恥ずかしいですが、私は彼の上に座っています...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm sitting on him ... farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを認めるのが恥ずかしいですが、私は彼の上に座っています...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm sitting on him ... farted in his face.