YOU SAID:

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian! I thought I had found the one. We're as good as married in my mind, but married in my mind is no good.

INTO JAPANESE

俺はバカだ、彼女はレズビアンだ！見つけたと思いました。私の心の中では結婚したも同然ですが、私の心の中では結婚してもダメなんです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm an idiot, she's a lesbian! I thought I found it. In my heart, it's as good as getting married, but in my heart, it's no good even if we get married.

INTO JAPANESE

私はバカだ、彼女はレズビアンだ！見つけたと思った。内心では結婚したも同然だけど、内心では結婚してもダメだと思っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm an idiot, she's a lesbian! I thought I found it. In my heart, it's as good as getting married, but in my heart, I think it's no good even if I get married.

INTO JAPANESE

私はバカだ、彼女はレズビアンだ！見つけたと思った。内心では結婚したも同然だけど、内心では結婚してもダメだと思っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm an idiot, she's a lesbian! I thought I found it. In my heart, it's as good as getting married, but in my heart, I think it's no good even if I get married.