YOU SAID:
I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!
INTO JAPANESE
私は酔っています - 言い訳がありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drunk - there is no excuse!
INTO JAPANESE
私は酔っています - 言い訳はありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drunk - there is no excuse!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.