YOU SAID:

I'm drunk as a skunk! If you wanted to run a train it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.

INTO JAPANESE

スカンクみたいに酔ってるよ！電車を走らせたいとしたら、樽の中で魚を撃つようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm drunk as a skunk! If you want to run a train, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

INTO JAPANESE

スカンクみたいに酔ってるよ！電車を走らせたいなら、樽の中で魚を撃つようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm drunk as a skunk! If you want to run a train, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.