YOU SAID:
I'm dracula, blah-blah-blah
INTO JAPANESE
私はドラキュラ、何とか何とか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Dracula, somehow somehow
INTO JAPANESE
どういうわけかドラキュラです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Somehow Dracula
INTO JAPANESE
どういうわけかドラキュラ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Somehow Dracula
That didn't even make that much sense in English.