YOU SAID:
I'm coming, too, if just to keep you two out of trouble.
INTO JAPANESE
お二人をトラブルから守るだけなら、私も来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you just want to keep them out of trouble, I'll come too.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがトラブルからそれらを保ちたいなら、私も来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to keep them out of trouble, I'll come too.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがトラブルからそれらを保ちたいなら、私も来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to keep them out of trouble, I'll come too.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.