YOU SAID:
I'm champagne to my real friends and a real pain to my sham friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の本当の友達にシャンパンを飲み、私の偽の友達には本当に痛みを感じています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I drink champagne to my real friends and feel really painful to my fake friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当の友達にシャンパンを飲み、偽の友達に本当に痛みを感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I drink champagne to my real friends and feel really painful to my fake friends.
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