YOU SAID:
I'm champagne to my real friends and a real pain to my shampoo friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当の友達にシャンパンを飲んでいて、シャンプーの友達には本当に痛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm drinking champagne with my real friends and it really hurts my shampoo friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当の友達とシャンパンを飲んでいて、シャンプーの友達を本当に傷つけています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drinking champagne with my real friends and really hurt my shampoo friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は本当の友達とシャンパンを飲んでいて、シャンプーの友達を本当に傷つけています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drinking champagne with my real friends and really hurt my shampoo friends.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.