YOU SAID:
I’m cat nobody touch me ew
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫にだれも私に触れない
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I touch no cats with me
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫と触れないで
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I do not touch cats
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫に触れないで
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I don't touch the cat
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫に触れないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't touch the cat
You should move to Japan!