YOU SAID:
I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror
INTO JAPANESE
鏡の中の男は私の首を絞めているよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I strangled the man in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡の中の男の首を絞め。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strangled a man in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡の中の男の首を絞め。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I narrowed the neck of a man in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鏡の男の首を絞った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I narrowed the neck of a mirror man.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鏡の男の首を絞った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I narrowed the neck of a mirror man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.