YOU SAID:
I´m being deadass rightnow.
INTO JAPANESE
私はdeadass rightnowです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am deadass rightnow.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死者の権利です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the right of the dead.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死者の権利です。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium