YOU SAID:
I'm bailing on y'all tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私は今夜あなたたちを救います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i will save you tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜あなたを救います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
save you tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜、あなたを助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help you tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜あなたを助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
help you tonight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.