YOU SAID:
I'm as sure as I am honest! In that case, we're definitely lost.
INTO JAPANESE
私は正直なように確信しています! それなら迷子になってしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sure I'll be honest! Then you'll get lost.
INTO JAPANESE
正直に言うよ! 迷子になってしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll be honest with you! You'll get lost.
INTO JAPANESE
正直言ってやる! 迷子になっちゃう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll be honest with you! You're gonna get lost.
INTO JAPANESE
正直言ってやる! 迷子になっちゃう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll be honest with you! You're gonna get lost.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.