YOU SAID:
I'm as strait as a rubber fiddle
INTO JAPANESE
私はゴム製のバイオリンとして、海峡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a strait as a violin made of rubber
INTO JAPANESE
私はゴム製のヴァイオリンとして海峡
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a strait as a violin made of rubber
That didn't even make that much sense in English.