YOU SAID:
I'm as rich as a banana lacking a monkey
INTO JAPANESE
私は、猿を欠けているバナナの金持ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am rich of the missing monkey banana
INTO JAPANESE
私は行方不明のモンキー バナナの金持ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm rich of the missing monkey banana
INTO JAPANESE
私は行方不明のモンキー バナナの金持ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm rich of the missing monkey banana
That didn't even make that much sense in English.