YOU SAID:
I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫のように木の上に無力です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am helpless on the tree like a kitten
INTO JAPANESE
私は子猫のように木の上で無力です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am helpless on the tree like a kitten
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