YOU SAID:
I'm an unicorn and I'd like to go to school and sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私はユニコーンです。学校に通って眠りたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a unicorn. I want to go to school and sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
私はユニコーンです。私は学校に行き、眠りたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a unicorn. I want to go to school and sleep.
That's deep, man.