YOU SAID:
I'm an idiot and I just ate a carrot
INTO JAPANESE
私はばかだと私はちょうどニンジンを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was stupid I just ate a carrot
INTO JAPANESE
私が馬鹿だったとき、私はちょうどニンジンを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was stupid, I just ate a carrot
INTO JAPANESE
私がばかだったとき、私はちょうどニンジンを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was stupid, I just ate a carrot
That didn't even make that much sense in English.