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I'm an alcoholic because it's the only way to stay sober

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私は酒に酔っぱらっている。なぜなら、それは酔っ払う唯一の方法だから

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I am drunk with sake. Because it's the only way to get drunk

INTO JAPANESE

私は日本酒を飲んでいます。それは酔っ払う唯一の方法だから

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I am drinking sake. Because it's the only way to get drunk

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私は酒を飲んでいる。それは酔っ払う唯一の方法だから

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I am drinking. Because it's the only way to get drunk

INTO JAPANESE

私は飲んでいます。それは酔っ払う唯一の方法だから

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I am drinking. Because it's the only way to get drunk