YOU SAID:
I'm almost guaranteeing this fact my wiener is at a larger scale than yours
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの事実をほぼ保証しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost guarantee this fact.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの事実をほぼ保証します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I almost guarantee this fact.
You love that! Don't you?