YOU SAID:
I'm actually sucha potato
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際にsuchaポテ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am actually sucha potato
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際にそんなジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am such a potato in fact
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際にそのようなジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am such a potato in fact
That didn't even make that much sense in English.