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YOU SAID:

I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect cand

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私は実際に妻をイナに仕立て上げている。彼女に美術の授業を受けさせ、彼女の声が耳に痛いと嘘をついて、もっと優しく話せるようにした。彼女を選んだのは、彼女が小柄で胸が平らな韓国人女性だったからだ。

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I actually groomed my wife to be Ina. I made her take art classes and lied about her voice being painful to my ears so that I could speak more gently. I chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

INTO JAPANESE

実際、私は妻をイナに仕立て上げた。彼女に美術の授業を受けさせ、彼女の声が耳に痛いと嘘をついて、もっと優しく話せるようにした。彼女を選んだのは、彼女が小柄で胸が平らな韓国人女性だったからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In fact, I groomed my wife to be Ina, made her take art classes, lied about her voice being painful to hear, and tried to speak more gently to her. I chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

INTO JAPANESE

実際、私は妻をイナのように育て、美術の授業を受けさせ、彼女の声が聞き苦しいと嘘をつき、彼女にもっと優しく話しかけるようにしました。私が彼女を選んだのは、彼女が小柄で胸の平らな韓国人女性だったからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In fact, I raised my wife to be just like Ina, put her in art classes, lied about her voice being hard to hear, and spoke to her more gently. I chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

INTO JAPANESE

実際、私は妻をイナのように育て、美術の授業に通わせ、声が聞き取りにくいと嘘をつき、優しく話しかけました。私が彼女を選んだのは、彼女が小柄で胸の平らな韓国人女性だったからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In fact, I raised my wife just like Ina, put her in art classes, lied about being hard of hearing, spoke to her nicely, and chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

INTO JAPANESE

実際、私は妻をイナと同じように育て、美術の授業に通わせ、耳が遠いと嘘をつき、優しく話しかけ、小柄で胸の平らな韓国人女性という理由で彼女を選んだのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In fact, I raised my wife just like Ina, sent her to art classes, lied about being hard of hearing, spoke to her kindly, and chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

INTO JAPANESE

実際、私は妻をイナと同じように育て、美術の授業に通わせ、耳が遠いと嘘をつき、優しく話しかけ、小柄で胸の平らな韓国人女性という理由で彼女を選んだのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In fact, I raised my wife just like Ina, sent her to art classes, lied about being hard of hearing, spoke to her kindly, and chose her because she was a petite, flat-chested Korean woman.

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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