YOU SAID:

I'm about to shove this entire egg up my nose

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私は私の鼻をこの全体の卵を突き出す

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I shove my nose this whole eggs

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの全卵に私の鼻を突き出す

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I shove my nose in this whole eggs

INTO JAPANESE

この全卵で私の鼻を突き出す

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Shove my nose in this whole eggs

INTO JAPANESE

この卵全体に私の鼻を押してください

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Please push my nose across this egg

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この卵に私の鼻を押してください

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Please push my nose into this egg

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この卵に私の鼻を押してください

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Please push my nose into this egg