YOU SAID:

I’m a two headed wierdo that loses her stuff all the time, l lost my stuff so much my mom had to help me

INTO JAPANESE

私は双頭のwierdoで、ずっと彼女のものを失っています、l私のものを失ったので私の母は私を助けなければならなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have lost hers in a double-headed wierdo, l My mother had to help me because I lost mys

INTO JAPANESE

私は双頭の首相で彼女を失くしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lost her with a two-headed prime minister.

INTO JAPANESE

私は両首相と彼女を失いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lost both Prime Minister and her.

INTO JAPANESE

私は首相と彼女の両方を失いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lost both the prime minister and her.

INTO JAPANESE

私は首相と彼女の両方を失いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lost both the prime minister and her.