YOU SAID:
I'm a sucker for corn rows and manicured toes
INTO JAPANESE
私はトウモロコシの行と手入れの行き届いた足指の吸盤
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a corn row and manicured toe sucker
INTO JAPANESE
私はトウモロコシの行と手入れの行き届いたつま先吸盤
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a corn row and manicured toe sucker
That didn't even make that much sense in English.