YOU SAID:
I’m a monkey pirate, living in the forest, singing hallelujah, and playing the bongos.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猿の海賊で、森に住み、ハレルヤを歌い、ボンゴを演奏します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a monkey pirate, living in the forest, singing Hallelujah, playing bongo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猿の海賊で、森に住み、ハレルヤを歌い、ボンゴを演奏しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a pirate monkey, living in the forest, singing Hallelujah, playing bongo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は森に住み、ハレルヤを歌い、ボンゴを演奏する海賊猿です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a pirate monkey living in the forest, singing Hallelujah and playing bongo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は森に住んでいる海賊猿で、ハレルヤを歌い、ボンゴを演奏しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a pirate monkey living in the forest, singing Hallelujah and playing bongo.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.