YOU SAID:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
INTO JAPANESE
少しのティーポット、短いとスタウトです。 ここでは、私のハンドルで、ここが口。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a little teapot, short and stout. In my handle, here's mouth.
You've done this before, haven't you.