YOU SAID:
I'm a lasagna hog go hang a salami
INTO JAPANESE
私はラザニアの豚です。サラミを掛けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lasagna pig. Put the salami
INTO JAPANESE
私はラザニア豚です。サラミを入れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lasagna pig. Add salami
INTO JAPANESE
私はラザニア豚です。サラミを追加
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lasagna pig. Add salami
You should move to Japan!