YOU SAID:
I'm a large vampire with a habit of skipping rocks.
INTO JAPANESE
私は岩を飛ばす習慣を持つ大きな吸血鬼です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a big vampire with a habit of flying rocks.
INTO JAPANESE
私は岩を飛ばす習慣を持つ大きな吸血鬼です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a big vampire with a habit of flying rocks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.